Post by K-Box on Oct 26, 2008 21:37:55 GMT -8
As an American Whovian, it's bad enough that there's an entire ocean (not to mention most of my country's own continent) separating me from the cast of one of my favorite shows EVAR, so when you smug Ing-Land bastards are all O HAI I GETS 2 SEE LIS SLADEN AT A SIGNING TODAY CUZ SHE'S ONLY A TRAIN-RIDE AWAY, it's a good thing you're not within my line of sight, because otherwise, I would be all I STAB U DED WITH MY EYE-DAGGERS OF JEALOUS HATE.
It's not quite as bad when you're all OMG I'M SEEING SO-AND-SO FROM WHO IN TEH LATEST PLAY, because realistically, I wouldn't be able to afford 90 percent of that shit anyway, even if it was happening in America, because I am currently in A State Of Poor, but that being said, there are certain ways in which I expect The Internet to pick up the slack for me, except that, thus far, it is Failing me, hard.
More specifically, Internet, I have a bone to pick with you regarding Catherine Tate. Catherine is 1) one of the three hottest women on NuWho, alongside Freema Agyeman and Elisabeth Sladen, and 2) currently costarring in Under the Blue Sky, a stage play being shown only in the godless pretend-nation of the Metric system-using Ing-Land people (which is, I believe, known as "Ing-Landia" by those same quaintly backwards locals). This second point would already constitute a mocking middle finger toward my American ass from Cruel Fate, but what makes it even worse is that, in this same stage play, Catherine GOES NUDE during her scenes, and as of yet, THERE ARE NO PHOTOS OR VIDEOS OF THIS ON THE INTERNET.
Internet, we've long had a clear understanding about how this is supposed to go; I pay Comcast for my cable Internet every month, and in turn, you, The Internet, provide me with pornography. It's a simple arrangement, and I don't think it's a lot to ask for on my part. Moreover, one of the terms of that agreement is that, no matter WHAT type of porn I want, you WILL provide me with it. It's one of the RULES - hell, it's one of YOUR rules, Rule 34.
So what the fuck is up with this Fail, Internet? We're talking about a hot redheaded MILF with HUGE fucking tits, getting naked every night on stage, and I STILL can't see it online?
Internet, I am SO disappointed in you. In fact, I'm so mad that I don't even KNOW what punishment I'm going to choose for you. Until then, I just want you to SIT there, and THINK about what you've done. Because you haven't just let ME down ... you've let YOURSELF down.
It's not quite as bad when you're all OMG I'M SEEING SO-AND-SO FROM WHO IN TEH LATEST PLAY, because realistically, I wouldn't be able to afford 90 percent of that shit anyway, even if it was happening in America, because I am currently in A State Of Poor, but that being said, there are certain ways in which I expect The Internet to pick up the slack for me, except that, thus far, it is Failing me, hard.
More specifically, Internet, I have a bone to pick with you regarding Catherine Tate. Catherine is 1) one of the three hottest women on NuWho, alongside Freema Agyeman and Elisabeth Sladen, and 2) currently costarring in Under the Blue Sky, a stage play being shown only in the godless pretend-nation of the Metric system-using Ing-Land people (which is, I believe, known as "Ing-Landia" by those same quaintly backwards locals). This second point would already constitute a mocking middle finger toward my American ass from Cruel Fate, but what makes it even worse is that, in this same stage play, Catherine GOES NUDE during her scenes, and as of yet, THERE ARE NO PHOTOS OR VIDEOS OF THIS ON THE INTERNET.
Internet, we've long had a clear understanding about how this is supposed to go; I pay Comcast for my cable Internet every month, and in turn, you, The Internet, provide me with pornography. It's a simple arrangement, and I don't think it's a lot to ask for on my part. Moreover, one of the terms of that agreement is that, no matter WHAT type of porn I want, you WILL provide me with it. It's one of the RULES - hell, it's one of YOUR rules, Rule 34.
So what the fuck is up with this Fail, Internet? We're talking about a hot redheaded MILF with HUGE fucking tits, getting naked every night on stage, and I STILL can't see it online?
Internet, I am SO disappointed in you. In fact, I'm so mad that I don't even KNOW what punishment I'm going to choose for you. Until then, I just want you to SIT there, and THINK about what you've done. Because you haven't just let ME down ... you've let YOURSELF down.
