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Post by K-Box on Oct 14, 2008 18:35:07 GMT -8
At first, I was disappointed in myself that someone else managed to post this on ontd_political before I could ... but then, the fact that other people are posting about this now, without any prompting on my part, made me proud of having helped to spawn a truly pervasive and self-sustaining meme:
The Superficial - Sarah "Paylin" makes a pornoThese are publicity shots from Hustler's politically-inspired porno Nailin' Paylin starring Lisa Ann. Centuries from now, historians will unearth this patriotic display of free speech and remember what a proud and majestic democracy America once was. Then they'll get space boners. True story. NOTE: Last pic links to NSFW version of the first nipples I've ever seen that could fight their own war on terror - and win.            
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER
I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES FOR BEING A COUNTRY WHERE WE CAN MAKE HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY ABOUT THOSE WHO WOULD GOVERN US
WHAT OTHER NATION ON EARTH AFFORDS ITS CITIZENS THIS SAME FREEDOM???
OKAY, CANADA, MAYBE, BUT THEY DON'T COUNT, BECAUSE THEY USE THE METRIC SYSTEM
BESIDES, WAS LARRY FLYNT BORN IN CANADA???
NO, HE FUCKING WELL WAS NOT, BECAUSE ONLY THE U.S. OF A. COULD PRODUCE A PORN-MONGER AS PERVERSE AND PROVOCATIVE AS LARRY FLYNT
U-S-A!!!
U-S-A!!! |
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Post by K-Box on Oct 16, 2008 20:08:54 GMT -8
The Village Voice
Sarah Palin Erotica
The ex-beauty queen takes down her hair and goes wild — in your dreamsBy Bonnie RubergWednesday, October 15th 2008  As the carnal inspiration for schoolgirl action figures, naughty Halloween costumes, and an upcoming Hustler porn, Sarah Palin is the first overt sex symbol to run for The White House. It's not just her gender: few people were forwarding PhotoShop jobs of Hillary Clinton, with her shapeless pants suits and distant gruffness, in a stars-and-stripes bikini. Palin, however, has won attention not only with her everyman attitude, folksy patois, and run-on sentences, but also with her unapologetic sex appeal. At least, that's how author and sex expert Rachel Kramer Bussel sees it — and why she's working on a web site that'll be a place where Joe Sixpack can stop quietly ogling the ex-beauty queen and start writing dirty stories about her himself. Bussel's about to launch SarahPalinErotica.com, a collection of tales from the minds of professional writers and amateur smut lovers alike — and all of them about Palin. "This kind of fiction allows people to use both facts and their own imagination," Bussel — whose work has appeared in more than 100 erotica collections — explains over the phone. "I don't think people are going to go to the site and jerk off to it. It's less expressly political and more about giving people something fun to do until we know the outcome of the election." She adds, "Still, I’m glad it's all covered by the first amendment." Yeah, we bet you are. Why a Sarah Palin erotica site?Since the first day her candidacy was announced, Palin has been sexualized in the mainstream media. Her looks and her sex life — in terms of her pregnancy and her marriage — were the center of what was reported about her. It just seemed like a natural thing to see what people might come up with. The idea of analyzing her based on her sexuality is already in the air. The site will take that and make it explicit. For some of the authors, it's a way to satirize her and her politics through sexuality. Me, I'm a democrat. I'm voting for Obama. But I'd love to see pro-Palin or Republican stories. Is it possible for right-wing writers to express their admiration of Palin through erotica, the way television or videogame lovers do when they write fan fiction?She does seem to inspire extreme fandom. There was the blog, Draft Sarah Palin for VP, that the kid was writing for a year and a half. A lot of [her appeal] is the cult of personality we're not seeing around Joe Biden, though I think Obama's sexuality and looks have also played into this election ... Sex and sexuality are part of Palin's story, between her kids and her daughter's pregnancy. Some of the erotica about her that's already out there plays on her real traits, like her ambitions. In one of the stories ambition is what makes sex hot for her. In the stories you've seen — and the ones you expect to see — does Palin play a role that's sexually empowered? Or is this an excuse to strip her down and humiliate her?You know, I've mentioned the site to people who've said, "You should have Palin have a threesome with Hilary Clinton and Michelle Obama." Some people have said she should be the dom and some people have said she should be in a dungeon getting punished. Either of those roles would be sexually exciting. We don't know what she's into, so it's about speculating about what we know about this public figure and does her personal sexuality match what we know of her political persona. You could ask that question of anyone in power: do they want to give up that power in the bedroom or do they want more power? Where does this erotica fit in with the Palin sexism debate? You're clearly a feminist yourself. Isn't there something hypocritical there?I do think there's a tension. If I was starting a Hillary Clinton erotica website that would be trickier. I feel like it's more okay with Palin because she's brought more of her sexuality into the public arena. That's why I'd love to see stories in support of her or from her point of view. Someone suggested writing about Todd Palin. What do we know about him? What do we know about their marriage? Also, because she has some radical views around sex — birth control and abortion, for example — people are wondering about the intersection of Palin's politics with her sex life ... Those PhotoShopped images that have come out with her in sexy clothes — they're a reaction to the way she's presented herself. But what about the feminist idea that eroticizing Palin is really just an attempt to put a woman in power down?Any woman in a position of authority is going to be sexualized ... We're probably going to launch with five or six stories, which will hopefully show a range of fetishes, since we don’t really know what her personal life is like. I don’t think that's even really relevant. It's more about what her candidacy says to erotica writers. There's one story where a married mom is having a lesbian sex fantasy about her. What does that say? I'm also hoping some people will take it as an opportunity. I teach an erotic 101 class. I tell them, "Write an erotica story about George Bush." If you can do that, and do it well, you can write erotica about anything.
For the record, I agree with pretty much everything Bussel says here, EXCEPT for her contention that Biden doesn't command a significant, and almost as sexually charged, fandom of his own. Before I joined ontd_political, I never would have guessed, but old Joe and his blinding pearly whites seem to appeal to silver fox fangirls of all ages. That being said? Somebody totally needs to write a fanfic for this site of Rachel Maddow seducing Sarah Palin, who would discover that she couldn't "pray away the gay" enough to resist Rachel's charms. Bonus points if Rachel gets Sarah to scissor her, live on the air. 
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Post by K-Box on Oct 18, 2008 19:17:13 GMT -8
IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE
Larry Flynt's HusterWorld News + Gossip: Who's Nailin' Paylin? - Exclusive FootageIt's Who's Nailin' Paylin? fever and everybody is catching it. The only prescription: more Paylin!We have your fix right here. Your first glimpse of the actual movie. In this scene Sarah tries to quell suspicions that she is in bed with the Russians, so to speak. But little does the public know that Sarah is currently having a bipartisan affair with Hillary Clinton. Head over to HUSTLER.com to see this scene in full or you can pre-order the DVD at HustlerHollywood.com[The video clip below is actually safe for work, even though none of the links in this post are:]
The Oct. 11 entry on the HusterWorld News + Gossip blog offered the following further details on the film:
Behind the Scenes: Who's Nailin' Paylin? Here are your first glimpses of the HUSTLER epic title, Who's Nailin' Paylin? Filming began today, and there was a buzz throughout all of Hustler. Everybody was excited to see the genesis of what is going to be the best porno of the year. Nobody was as frenzied as Lisa Ann who plays the part of "Serra Paylin." "I can't believe how far this has gone in the press already! And here we are, on the first day of shooting!" said the brunette sex kitten. "I've been studying the real Sarah Palin at least an hour a day all the way down to her '84 Miss Alaska pageant." There is already a lot of mainstream attention on this movie. Both TMZ and the NY Daily News have covered it. On set, there was a more than average presence from reporters who don't often see the making of porn up close and personal. I talked to one member of the mainstream press who wished to remain anonymous: "This is great! Larry Flynt and you guys at HUSTLER always knock me dead. Lisa Ann is a dead ringer for Palin. I can't wait to see this when it comes out!"     |
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Post by Anders on Oct 18, 2008 22:43:00 GMT -8
Since the real Palin has appeard on SNL after Tina Fey's impersonations, maybe the same thing will happen here?  |
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Post by jensaltmann on Oct 19, 2008 6:33:24 GMT -8
I really have to say that I find those inhumanly large silicon-bloats on her chest extremely anti-eroticising.
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Post by K-Box on Oct 20, 2008 5:46:11 GMT -8
Lisa Ann is interviewed about playing Sarah Palin, and poses for a photo shoot (safe for work): Lisa Ann is interviewed again, and rehearses her lines with her costars (still safe for work): FoundryMusic.Com Media: Lisa Ann Rehearses For Hustler's Nailin' Paylin VideoLisa Ann in action with her costars, in clips from the film ( NSFW pr0n): Hustler Presents: Who's Nailin' Paylin?This is going to sound like the most weirdly random comment ever, but I love her stomach. I love that it's fit but still slightly rounded. I love when women get that little bit of a "pouch" down there. That pouch is very sexy, and women should stop being ashamed of it. |
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Post by K-Box on Oct 20, 2008 22:45:38 GMT -8
The first few minutes of the movie, while it's still safe for work: Who's Nailin' Paylin?I haven't heard accents that bad since Kevin Costner played Robin Hood. It's like watching an Ed Wood film, in that I seriously doubt there were many any second takes. |
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Post by Anders on Oct 21, 2008 7:58:21 GMT -8
The accents were horrible, and the writing was bad, even for porn. That Nathan Fillion porn parody the other day was sheer brilliance in comparison. You'd think that considering how high-profile this has become they would actually hire someone to write a script. You know, for money.
On the other hand she has huge boobs, so I guess it sort of evens out.
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Post by jensaltmann on Oct 23, 2008 0:21:20 GMT -8
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Post by K-Box on Oct 23, 2008 1:10:06 GMT -8
You win for posting this. |
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Post by K-Box on Oct 26, 2008 21:43:39 GMT -8
Many of you were wondering, quite reasonably, whether Joe the Plumber, whose looks and nickname practically demanded that he be parodied in porn, would appear as a supporting character in Larry Flynt's Who's Nailin' Paylin?Well, the sad news for you folks - and indeed, for us all - is that it appears as though Joe's debut just missed the cutoff time for inclusion in the aforementioned Hustler video, starring 36-year-old Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin "Serra Paylin," but it would seem as though Lisa Ann herself can recognize a porn-perfect public figure when she sees him. Recently, as I was ... um, conducting research, of a highly academic and, I swear, totally non-masturbatory nature, for a ... social experiment, if that excuse even works anymore, I just so happened to stumble across the latest gallery of free pics from the extremely NSFW site Cougars In Heat, in which Lisa Ann was ostensibly playing herself (after all, even though she's played "Serra Palin," that character is technically the property of Hustler, and not her), except while wearing Sarah Palin's hairstyle and glasses. I hereby present the totally predictable, but nonetheless hilarious, promo page text, without any editing for spelling, punctuation or grammar on my part:
SEXY COUGAR LISA ANN SCREWS BIG DICK PLUMBER ! Welcome to the home of the hottest milf's on the prowl for younger studs to suck and fuck ! Cougars In Heat features Lisa Ann and classy Milf slut decides to hire a plumber from "Discount Plumbing" to tend to her leaky faucets . When Joe The Plumber shows up her faucets start leaking even harder from the sight of his big strong tool . But when Lisa finds out that Joe has been plumbing without a license, an offense in Obama . She agrees to not turn Joe in for plumbing without a license if he agrees to service her wet cougar pussy .
Setting aside the fact that the above ad copy could have been written more coherently by a first-year ESL student, I'm starting to suspect that Lisa Ann has found a whole new niche for herself within the industry, which might even last long enough to receive a second shot in the arm once the real Sarah Palin runs for president in 2012. And as for Joe the Attention Whore, I'm glad to see that his fame has finally sunk to the LCD level that he's actually earned. I'm tempted to bet five PayPal dollars that we'll see similar professionally-produced Ashley Todd-themed porn within a month. |
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Post by jensaltmann on Oct 28, 2008 10:02:30 GMT -8
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Post by K-Box on Oct 29, 2008 16:08:26 GMT -8
In the UK, too:
JustPressPlay - Thandie Newton Does Sarah PalinLately, there's been some polarized opinions on Thandie Newton's performance as Condi Rice in Oliver Stone's W. — out of all the cast, she was the one who did the most impersonating — in response to her actually attempting to mimic the Secretary of State's voice. Those of you who hated her Condi, how about her Sarah Palin instead? In this video, Thandie Newton and Ricky Gervais were on UK talk show The Graham Norton Show last Thursday to promote their movies ( W. and Ghost Town, respectively), when host Graham Norton pulled out the released script for Hustler's infamous Sarah Palin porno Who's Nailin' Paylin? Before you know it, we've got Thandie playing "Serra Paylin" and Ricky playing a "business partner" testing her "snowmobile." "Get it?" Lucky you, Larry Flynt, getting Thandie Newton and Ricky Gervais to peddle your smut for you. Who's Nailin' Paylin is scheduled to release on Election Day next Tuesday. You can watch the first minute of it below (Safe For Work, except for a little language).
Okay, so as a Palin-player, she's no Tina, but I can't help but love Thandie's obvious enthusiasm for the role. That being said, hearing her affect what sounds like her attempt at Fallback Midwestern American Accent Number Five makes me think that most UK actors must think that, as I believe British comedian Lenny Henry suggested, the key to sounding like an American is to talk through one's nose. |
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Post by K-Box on Oct 31, 2008 23:45:37 GMT -8
On The Two Minutes Hate The O'Reilly Factor, Bill O'Reilly once again proved himself to be one of the dumbest creatures ever to walk on two legs, by accusing his lifelong archenemy, "the liberal media," of perpetrating a double-standard by producing and supporting Larry Flynt's porn film treatment of Sarah Palin, Who's Nailin' Paylin?, since he claimed that they would NEVER subject Barack Obama to the same treatment. Bill, Bill, Bill ... you unbelievably dumb bastard. You didn't even slow down before you walked straight into the incredibly obvious trap that Larry had laid out for you. Larry's response to this? Yes, it's exactly what anyone with half a brain should have expected ... ... Because, let's face it, we ALL saw this one coming:
LARRY FLYNT'S HUSTLERWORLD - OBAMA IS NAILIN' PALIN! Sexy MILF Lisa Ann comes back to the screen once more as Sarah Palin, but this time she’s going all the way to the top ... to get the presidential treatment so to speak! Obama Is Nailin' Palin will feature Guy DiSilva, who bears more than a striking resemblance to Obama, as a knight in shining armor, who rescues Sarah from her failed campaign. Sarah is more than grateful to follow the lead of this strong brave man and makes sure to thank him properly. Will the outcome be climactic ... you betcha!! These two parties go at it before they really go at it on Election Day!! Obama Is Nailin' Palin will debut exclusively on HUSTLER.com, Monday, November 3, 2008.
FOX News: So stupid, even porn can PWN them. |
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Post by hhbx on Nov 4, 2008 22:07:10 GMT -8
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