Post by K-Box on Sept 20, 2008 0:30:50 GMT -8
... And the TV and movie quotes that most suit them.*
*Okay, so I had to cheat on one of the quotes, but all the rest do come from TV shows and movies.
Photos originally posted by rajmahall on ontd_political.
Guess the sources correctly, and you might even win a prize!**
**Except that you won't.
Anderson Cooper:
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought or processed, or repair anything sold, bought or processed ... you know, as a career, I don't want to do that."
Ann Coulter:
"You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie."
Bill O'Reilly:
"I'm a man, who discovered the wheel, and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman, with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."
Chris Matthews:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests ... we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!"
Keith Olbermann:
"Don't cross the streams."
"Why?"
"It would be bad."
"I'm a little fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing, Egon. What do you mean, 'bad'?"
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
Lou Dobbs:
"Well, in many ways, the Big Boy never left, sir. He's always offered the same high quality meals at competitive prices -"
Rachel Maddow:
"What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains."
Rush Limbaugh:
"Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz"
Wolf Blitzer:
"I already know - because I KNOW EVERYTHING, BECAUSE I'M MENTOK THE MIND-TAKER - that you're not doing anything tonight, but ... are you doing anything tonight?"
*Okay, so I had to cheat on one of the quotes, but all the rest do come from TV shows and movies.
Photos originally posted by rajmahall on ontd_political.
Guess the sources correctly, and you might even win a prize!**
**Except that you won't.
Anderson Cooper:
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought or processed, or repair anything sold, bought or processed ... you know, as a career, I don't want to do that."
Ann Coulter:
"You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie."
Bill O'Reilly:
"I'm a man, who discovered the wheel, and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman, with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."
Chris Matthews:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests ... we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!"
Keith Olbermann:
"Don't cross the streams."
"Why?"
"It would be bad."
"I'm a little fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing, Egon. What do you mean, 'bad'?"
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
Lou Dobbs:
"Well, in many ways, the Big Boy never left, sir. He's always offered the same high quality meals at competitive prices -"
Rachel Maddow:
"What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains."
Rush Limbaugh:
"Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz"
Wolf Blitzer:
"I already know - because I KNOW EVERYTHING, BECAUSE I'M MENTOK THE MIND-TAKER - that you're not doing anything tonight, but ... are you doing anything tonight?"
