Post by K-Box on Aug 11, 2010 15:23:25 GMT -8
It had to happen sooner or later.
Everyone thank John Hefner for alerting me to this one.
Take a wild fucking guess as to whether or not this is safe for work in any fucking way whatsoever. (Hint: No. No, it's not.)
It says a lot about my own sexuality that the thing I find most surprising and offensive about this is ... Lionel Richie? I mean, seriously? You're going to take the time to recreate this surreal dreamscape in your personal ad, and then you're going to ruin that atmosphere by dropping Lionel Richie into it at the end? Who the fuck even does that, the pilot episode of Kidd Video notwithstanding?
Okay, granted, the sexual fetishizing of child molestation also kind of takes me out of the moment more than a bit, but still ... Lionel Richie?
In fact, you know what? I'm gonna post a Craigslist ad inviting all comers to a BDSM orgy modeled after The Matrix, and then, when they get there, THIS will be its fucking soundtrack:
Everyone thank John Hefner for alerting me to this one.
Take a wild fucking guess as to whether or not this is safe for work in any fucking way whatsoever. (Hint: No. No, it's not.)
It says a lot about my own sexuality that the thing I find most surprising and offensive about this is ... Lionel Richie? I mean, seriously? You're going to take the time to recreate this surreal dreamscape in your personal ad, and then you're going to ruin that atmosphere by dropping Lionel Richie into it at the end? Who the fuck even does that, the pilot episode of Kidd Video notwithstanding?
Okay, granted, the sexual fetishizing of child molestation also kind of takes me out of the moment more than a bit, but still ... Lionel Richie?
In fact, you know what? I'm gonna post a Craigslist ad inviting all comers to a BDSM orgy modeled after The Matrix, and then, when they get there, THIS will be its fucking soundtrack: