Post by K-Box on Aug 10, 2010 18:38:57 GMT -8
... And no, I will not make a "Dark Side of the Force" joke, even though Lexington Steele will be playing Darth Vader.
This being Lexington Steele, the man so huge that he could reenact the lightsaber duels from the original trilogy without any props, if you catch my drift.
And in case you don't, I'm alluding to the fact that he has an extremely large penis, even by porn star standards - as in, he measures 11 inches long.
There's no real punchline to that, aside from the fact that I don't even know how a guy like that can wear PANTS without violating several states' concealed weapons laws.
Vivid's TOTALLY NSFW site has a press release on this subject, but for those of you who would like to click a link on this at work without losing your jobs, Big Shiny Robot has reposted that press release over on their site:
I HAD to include all the disclaimers and biographical information at the end there. It was just too PRECIOUS to leave out.
AND HOLY SHIT WE'VE ACTUALLY ENTERED THE AGE OF ACTUAL 3-D PORN OH MY FUCKING FUCK IT'S LIKE A PARODY OF A PARODY OF REAL LIFE AT THIS POINT
I'm guessing Evan Stone will be playing Han Solo, because whenever Axel Braun makes a porn parody, Evan Stone is there to overact all the fuck over it with his freakishly ugly face (although, to be fair, the dude did one of the best impressions of Frank Gorshin as the Riddler that I've EVER SEEN in Braun's Batman porn parody, to the point that, even WHILE HE WAS FUCKING, HE NEVER BROKE CHARACTER). But the real question is, who will they cast as Princess Leia, who can credibly carry off a resemblance to Carrie Fisher in her pre-"cocaine is a hell of a drug" days?
This being Lexington Steele, the man so huge that he could reenact the lightsaber duels from the original trilogy without any props, if you catch my drift.
And in case you don't, I'm alluding to the fact that he has an extremely large penis, even by porn star standards - as in, he measures 11 inches long.
There's no real punchline to that, aside from the fact that I don't even know how a guy like that can wear PANTS without violating several states' concealed weapons laws.
Vivid's TOTALLY NSFW site has a press release on this subject, but for those of you who would like to click a link on this at work without losing your jobs, Big Shiny Robot has reposted that press release over on their site:
LEXINGTON STEELE TO PLAY DARTH VADER IN 'STAR WARS XXX: A PORN PARODY'
LOS ANGELES – (August 2, 2010) – Director Axel Braun has cast adult star Lexington Steele in the role of Darth Vader for his upcoming big-budget 3D feature Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, to be exclusively distributed by industry powerhouse Vivid Entertainment.
"The role of Darth Vader is obviously crucial to the movie, and I needed somebody with enough charisma and stature to bring it to life," said Braun. "Lex is not only a terrific performer and a legendary figure in the adult business, but also an incredibly talented actor, a true professional, and a class act," he added.
Darth Vader may be one of pop culture's most recognized figures. Acclaimed actor James Earl Jones famously provided the voice of the character and Dave Prowse played the role in costume. Together they created an unforgettable impression of intergalactic evil.
Steele is a multi-dimensional actor/businessman who was the first adult star to win Male Performer of the Year three years in a row along with dozens of other national and international awards. He is a graduate of Syracuse University and was a stockbroker before becoming an actor in the adult industry.
"Axel was totally determined to get Lex for the Vader role, he never even considered anyone else," said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid. "We're all happy that he was available and excited about playing this iconic character."
Braun's Batman XXX: A Porn Parody was his first movie distributed by Vivid and it remains at the top of the sales charts after 8 consecutive weeks.
DISCLAIMER: Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody is a parody movie. Star Wars®, Darth Vader®, Luke Skywalker®, Han Solo®, Princess Leia®, Chewbacca®, and Obi-Wan-Kenobi® are registered trademarks of Lucasfilm Ltd. This video is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with Lucasfilm Ltd. or any of its subsidiaries or affiliated companies and/or third-party licensors.
About Axel Braun:
The son of legendary porn-pioneer Lasse Braun, and grandson of a diplomat, Axel Braun was born and raised in Italy, where he received a privileged upper-class upbringing. Fluent in five languages, a member of MENSA, a film-school graduate, and the bearer of a Ph.D. in Psychology, Axel has a unique cultural background that definitely sets him apart from the many other directors in the Adult industry. Over the span of his 20-year career, he has won awards all over the world for Directing, Producing, Screenwriting, and Editing. For more information visit www.axelbraun.net.
LOS ANGELES – (August 2, 2010) – Director Axel Braun has cast adult star Lexington Steele in the role of Darth Vader for his upcoming big-budget 3D feature Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, to be exclusively distributed by industry powerhouse Vivid Entertainment.
"The role of Darth Vader is obviously crucial to the movie, and I needed somebody with enough charisma and stature to bring it to life," said Braun. "Lex is not only a terrific performer and a legendary figure in the adult business, but also an incredibly talented actor, a true professional, and a class act," he added.
Darth Vader may be one of pop culture's most recognized figures. Acclaimed actor James Earl Jones famously provided the voice of the character and Dave Prowse played the role in costume. Together they created an unforgettable impression of intergalactic evil.
Steele is a multi-dimensional actor/businessman who was the first adult star to win Male Performer of the Year three years in a row along with dozens of other national and international awards. He is a graduate of Syracuse University and was a stockbroker before becoming an actor in the adult industry.
"Axel was totally determined to get Lex for the Vader role, he never even considered anyone else," said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid. "We're all happy that he was available and excited about playing this iconic character."
Braun's Batman XXX: A Porn Parody was his first movie distributed by Vivid and it remains at the top of the sales charts after 8 consecutive weeks.
DISCLAIMER: Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody is a parody movie. Star Wars®, Darth Vader®, Luke Skywalker®, Han Solo®, Princess Leia®, Chewbacca®, and Obi-Wan-Kenobi® are registered trademarks of Lucasfilm Ltd. This video is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with Lucasfilm Ltd. or any of its subsidiaries or affiliated companies and/or third-party licensors.
About Axel Braun:
The son of legendary porn-pioneer Lasse Braun, and grandson of a diplomat, Axel Braun was born and raised in Italy, where he received a privileged upper-class upbringing. Fluent in five languages, a member of MENSA, a film-school graduate, and the bearer of a Ph.D. in Psychology, Axel has a unique cultural background that definitely sets him apart from the many other directors in the Adult industry. Over the span of his 20-year career, he has won awards all over the world for Directing, Producing, Screenwriting, and Editing. For more information visit www.axelbraun.net.
I HAD to include all the disclaimers and biographical information at the end there. It was just too PRECIOUS to leave out.
AND HOLY SHIT WE'VE ACTUALLY ENTERED THE AGE OF ACTUAL 3-D PORN OH MY FUCKING FUCK IT'S LIKE A PARODY OF A PARODY OF REAL LIFE AT THIS POINT
I'm guessing Evan Stone will be playing Han Solo, because whenever Axel Braun makes a porn parody, Evan Stone is there to overact all the fuck over it with his freakishly ugly face (although, to be fair, the dude did one of the best impressions of Frank Gorshin as the Riddler that I've EVER SEEN in Braun's Batman porn parody, to the point that, even WHILE HE WAS FUCKING, HE NEVER BROKE CHARACTER). But the real question is, who will they cast as Princess Leia, who can credibly carry off a resemblance to Carrie Fisher in her pre-"cocaine is a hell of a drug" days?